Naija Jokes

  • Joan Nwankwo started the topic Made in Naija English in the forum Group logo of Naija JokesNaija Jokes 3 years, 10 months ago

    These are some English made in Naija.

    Abeg dress back.

    If I hear pim, you go hear ween.

    They have brought the light.

    The film is sweet.

    Please help me slow that fan.

    Mummy have come.

    I will tell my daddy for you.

    Have you paid your school fees money?

    See as you baff up.

    Put the bread inside the lylon.

    I strong kakaraka.

    Oya come and be…[Read more]

  • One day, John attended a birthday party, a gathering of about 30 people. He sat at the front seat. When it was time for sharing the dish, a lady started sharing the food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn’t reach them at the front. When her friends started sharing drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately, he has…[Read more]

  • An Igbo engineer who had been searching for a job for some years but couldn’t find any decided to apply wisdom to create a job for himself. He opens a clinic and puts a sign outside. GET TREATED FOR 20k. IF YOU DON’T GET CURED, GET BACK 100k.
    A lawyer saw this and thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the…[Read more]

  • 5. Eating swallow food with fork and knife in a local dish center.

    8. Men who wear suit and tie and walk under a very hot weather.

    11. A poor man with a pot belly.

    Arguably, many Nigerians can relate to the above! Funny indeed!

  • Nigerians are well cultured people and their knowledge is richly reflected in everything including humour. They are renowned for their sense of humour because they are not afraid to make fun out of everything.
    Funny Nigerian Pictures
    These are some characters only Nigerians will find funny:-

    1. A Nigerian using a foreign accent.

    2. Foreigners eating the local…[Read more]

  • Nigerians are well cultured people and their knowledge is richly reflected in everything including humour. They are renowned for their sense of humour because they are not afraid to make fun out of everything.

    These are some characters only Nigerians will find funny:-

    1. A Nigerian using a foreign accent.

    2. Foreigners eating the local…[Read more]

  • Nigerians are well cultured people and their knowledge is richly reflected in everything including humour. They are renowned for their sense of humour because they are not afraid to make fun out of everything. These are some characters only Nigerians will find funny :- 1, A Nigerian using a foreign accent. 2, Foreigners eating the local…[Read more]

  • Nigerians are well cultured people and their knowledge is richly reflected in everything including humour. They are renowned for their sense f humour because they ar ny fraid t make fun out of everything. These are some characters only Nigerians will find funny : 1, A Nigerian using a foreign accent. 2, Foreigners eating the local delicacies like…[Read more]

  • Big Mumu! I wonder when Akpos go ever get sense.

  • A funny conversation between Akpos and Emeka is trending on Nollywood Community; and filed under Naija Jokes forum! Come and laugh with me, as I share with you a humorous Akpos joke I recently discovered online.

    Akpos Jokes

    AKPOS: Emeka. Please, give me your phone, I want to call my girlfriend. I don’t have credit in mine.

    EMEKA: (hands phone to Akp…[Read more]

  • Joan Nwankwo started the topic Animals Joke in the forum Group logo of Naija JokesNaija Jokes 4 years ago

    Somehow, a dog gets lost in an African jungle. As he is finding his way, a lion spots him. The lion thinks that the dog is so small, therefore he would be very to devour. When the dog sees the lion, he gets extremely scared and starts to run but he sees some bones and gets an idea. As the lion approaches, the dog says ” Mmmm, that was a gud lion…[Read more]

  • Nawa for some ladies. I hope others will learn from them.

  • A funny joke about a Driver and a Mathematician Professor is trending on Nollywood Community, and is filed under Naija Jokes forum

    A noble prize winning mathematician is traveling from university to university on a speaking tour by limousine.

    After several engagements, the mathematician and his driver are having dinner and the driver says “I…[Read more]

  • A noble prize winning mathematician is traveling from university to university on a speaking tour by limousine. After several engagements , the mathematician and his driver are having dinner and the driver says ” I ‘ve heard your speech so many times, i think I could give it a word -for word . The mathematician accept the challenge and they switch…[Read more]

  • The foolish ladies and the story building is trending on Nollywood Community, and filed under Naija Jokes for your humor and entertainment. 

    A group of girlfriends were on vocation, when they see a 5 story hotel with a sign that reads “for women only”, since they were without their husband and boyfriends,they decided to go in .

    The bouncer , a…[Read more]

  • A group of girlfriends were on vocation, when they see a 5story hotel with a sign that reads”for women only”since they were without their husband and boyfriends,they decided to go in .
    The bouncer , a very attractive guy , explain to them how it work. We have 5floors , go up floor by floor and once you saw what you are looking for , you can…[Read more]

  • Joan Nwankwo started the topic What a Pity! in the forum Group logo of Naija JokesNaija Jokes 4 years ago

    A man had a curse, he is only able to say a single word every year. If he doesn’t say a word that year, he can say two words the next year, then three and so on.

    One day, he met a beautiful lady and wanted to propose to her but he has no words saved up so he must wait for four years. He decided to wait for four years and fortunately for him, she…[Read more]

  • Joan Nwankwo started the topic What A Pity! in the forum Group logo of Naija JokesNaija Jokes 4 years ago

    A man had a curse, he is only able to say a single word every year. If he doesnt say a word that year, he can say two words the next year, then three and so on. One day, he met a beautiful lady and wanted to propose to her but he has no words saved up so he must wait for four years. He decided to wait for four years and fortunately for him, she…[Read more]

  • Benny joined the group Group logo of Naija JokesNaija Jokes 4 years ago

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