Naija Jokes

  • There was a middle-aged couple who were blessed with two beautiful daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they have always wanted. After months of trying, the wife finally became pregnant and fortunately for them, it was a baby boy.
    Three years later, junior was registered in the nursery school by the father. The father…[Read more]

  • One day, a guy walked into a barber’s shop and asked, “How long will i wait before i can get a haircut?”
    The barber looked around his shop full of customers and said “In 2 hours time.” The guy left.

    Few days later, the same guy came to the barber’s shop and asked how long he would wait to get a haircut. The barber looked round again and said…[Read more]

  • One day, a guy walked into a barber’s shop and asked, “How long will i wait before i can get a haircut?”
    The barber looked around his shop full of customers and said “In 2 hours time.” The guy left.

    Few days later, the same guy came to the barber’s shop and asked how long he would wait to get a haircut. The barber looked round again and said…[Read more]

  • One day, a guy walked into a barber’s shop and asked, “How long will i wait before i can get a haircut?”
    The barber looked around his shop full of customers and said “In 2 hours time.” The guy left.

    Few days later, the same guy came to the barber’s shop and asked how long he would wait to get a haircut. The barber looked round again and said…[Read more]

  • John fell in love with a girl named Amanda but he doesn’t have the gut to ask her out.

    He went to see a native doctor popularly known as Baba. John told him the problem and all Baba requested from him was one Month Internet Data Subscription Money
    . John gave him the money and he was given a ring called ‘Touch and Follow’.

    Baba said to…[Read more]

  • John fell in love with a girl named Amanda but he doesn’t have the gut to ask her out.

    He went to see a native doctor popularly known as baba. John told him the problem and all Baba requested from him was one Month Internet Data Subscription money. John gave him the money and he was given a ring called ‘Touch and Follow’.

    Baba said to…[Read more]

  • This is a funny dialogue that ensued between a teacher and his student.

    Teacher – What is a verb?

    Student – A verb is a valve found in a bicycle tire.

    Teacher – What are you saying?

    Student – It is a complete sentence sir.

    Teacher – Are you mad?

    Student – It is a question sir.

    Teacher – Don’t be stupid

    Student – It is an advice…[Read more]

  • A wife wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone.

    She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn’t want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then hid under the bed until her husband got home

    When the husband…[Read more]

  • Kevin Onuma replied to the topic The unwanted pregnancy in the forum Group logo of Naija JokesNaija Jokes 2 years ago

    “Oga, you will have to impregnate her again oo; I will personally provide my bird room for two of you to do it again.”

    Lol, this one na correct mother! In short, na typical Naija woman for you right there lol, especially one not born with a silver spoon. Abi u no want make she hit jackpot?

  • The unwanted pregnancy, is a Naija joke trending on Nollywood Community. Join the conversation, and have a good laugh 🙂

    An 18 years old girl – Moji tells her mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.
    Here is the conversation that ensued between them …..

    The unwanted pregnancy

    Moji – (crying) Mummy, I have missed my period for 2 months.
    Mother – Yeah! Are…[Read more]

  • An 18 years old girl – Moji tells her mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.
    Here is the conversation that ensued between them –

    Moji – (crying) Mummy, I have missed my period for 2 months.
    Mother – Yeah! Are you not a virgin? You better look for it oo.
    Moji (crying) I went to the hospital today for a test and the doctor said I am…[Read more]

  • These are some English made in Naija.

    Abeg dress back.

    If I hear pim, you go hear ween.

    They have brought the light.

    The film is sweet.

    Please help me slow that fan.

    Mummy have come.

    I will tell my daddy for you.

    Have you paid your school fees money?

    See as you baff up.

    Put the bread inside the lylon.

    I strong kakaraka.

    Oya come and be…[Read more]

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